Random
Source Code
Random
Boasting about ones penis size. When you can hold your tool with one hand on top of the other and there is more sticking out, that is Something Else.
Would you be interested in having Something Else?
7π 15π
Pet name for a guy with a micro penis.
Whats up tweazer meat.
Candice would be a play on words,such as you like "cd's". Cd's nuts
Do you know Candice? Candice dick fit in your mouth?
66π 14π
Yet another redneck play on words. Slang
I knew she didnt have panties on cause i swear i cedar bush.
Referring to an idiot and the sound of a bell " ding dong"
Which one of the Bellbrothers are you,Ding or Dong?!
Yellow in front brown in back is How idiots know which is front or back.
Color coded underwear doesnt work for him,he is colorblind.
1π 2π
A man recieving oral,woman stops squeezes the head,slaps his balls together just before he peaks,and wax shoots out of his ears. Thats a wax job.
What did I do to make her give me that wax job!
3π 1π