tummyboobs

fat tits + time = tummyboobs

she's gonna have such bad tummyboobs in about 5 years

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bisexual

someone who will lick semen out of a vagina

It doesn't mater what gender you are, if you eat'z the cream piez then you're bisexual

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GF Stamp

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.

We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

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maiden tag

someone's virginity, aka losing their maiden status

trevor lost his maiden tag in whorehouse.

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cunt

a person, place, or thing

cunt had a cunt at the cunt

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i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.

"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"

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