Shrekxy

what you call someone if they're absolutely amazing and hot and funny and kind and deserve the world

Person: bro, did you see Name today?
Person: I sure did! They are super SHREKXY!

Favorite Person

A person someone loves most above all things.
They probably won't tell anyone who their Favorite Person is but when around their FP, it's like every fear and insecurity fades away and you're left with the best thing in the whole world

Someone: "Oh yeah they're my FAVORITE PERSON. And I love them with all my heart"

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Maggie

Maggie is a super fun gal. She always knows how to keep the squad laughing. She may be a little doubtful of herself sometimes but finds a way to get out of that mindset. If you have a Maggie in your life, have fun lol. You’re gonna have a lot of fun times with her.

Friend : “Omg, MAGGIE, you’re so funny and cute!”
MAGGIE : “lol ok”

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Peepy

the source of all happiness and life on earth. It just got out of prison and is ready to commit more crimes.
You can buy one online and I need one. they're so cute what the heck-

Me: Bro. I'm rlly sad rn. The world is ending, the planets is dying, nothing matters and-
A Peepy: Exists
Me: I need to buy a Peepy now

Bo Burnham

Amazing, talented, funny, beautiful.
If you know who bo burnham is you are super cool and I love you

Me: “hey have you seen BO BURNHAM’S Inside?”
Person: “No.”
Cool person: “I have!”

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Squip

a hot seggsy super computer/high-tech microwavable tactic that people who have low self esteems have crushes on.

Person 1: "Wow, I really wanna kiss a hologram that lives in my head that makes me cool and gives me electric shocks when I do something wrong."
Person 2: "Bro I just asked you what time it was, but do you need therapy?"
Person 1: "Nah I just need a SQUIP"

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