frump fest

The encounter of a group of women subpar to expectations.

Guy1: "Yo, Let's go ask the chicks at the bar if they want to dance?"
Guy2: "No way! Have you seen them up close? It's a total frump fest over there!

Manhole Cover

When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.

1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"