Pwah

A measurement of the coldness of a body of water, named after the noise one makes once submerged in cold water, “Pwah”. The amount of times you pwah is the measurement.

“That water was cold bro.”
“Really? Whats the pwah?”
“Two pwah at least”

Bust a frumpy

When you bust a grumpy on the floor.

I had to poop so bad I passed out and had to bust a frumpy.