Stealthturd

(noun) - a turd delivered, due to the expectation of its raw heinousness, on the bathroom of another floor in your office building.

Yeah, Ben thinks he's cutting a stealthturd on 3rd floor every week. What he doesn't know is that the receptionist on the other side of the wall can hear him grunting.

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six-figure asshole

(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.

She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.

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Conspiration

(noun) - The moment of formation or state of forming a conspiracy, particularly in a work setting.

The five of us had a spontaneous conspiration, when we realized that each of us knew that two of the four owners were fucking headcases and we had to help each other find parachutes before the plane went into the drink.

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