Dilch

dilch
/diLCH/
noun
The nozzle of a douche used for vaginal cleaning.

Step 1: Insert dilch into dirty orifice in need of cleaning.

Step 2: Squeeze the bag of the douche to spray douching fluid.
Step 3: Take your Plan B pill.

"Brian is such a dilch today, he keeps tagging me in pictures from his party"

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