Random Pavarotti Syndrome

Noun: A condition in which the afflicted individual bursts in to raucous operatic verse at highly inappropriate times.

He has Random Pavarotti Syndrome; always doing The Merchant of Venice in the library...

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accilision

A portmanteau of accident and collision.

Transitive verb: Two walking people encountering each other and attempting to avoid each other by side-stepping inadvertently in the same direction, provoking an apology and/or awkward feeling.

Noun: A walking encounter of two people who attempt to avoid each other by side-stepping inadvertently in the same direction, provoking an apology and/or awkward feeling.

I accilised with some woman in the mall this afternoon. It was really awkward.

He met her when they had an accilision.

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