cowboyism

Cowboyism is the unironic ideology that we should destroy all modern aspects and customs of society, and revert back to purely wild western times.

Person 1: Hey man, I heard you began a follower of cowboyism.
Person 2: Yer darn tootin hoss, all this new fangled modern society with their "electronics" n "memeeys" really rustles my cattle up."

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Dredging

To go below rock bottom with your romantic standard.

Dredging normally refers to excavating of rocks from the bottom of bodies of water.

Person 1: Did you see how ugly Zack's new girl is?
Person 2: Yeah, he's practically dredging.