spike

A Hispanic Jewish person, proud to be both,

Yo Javier is a real spike!, he be singing jewish songs with a reggaeton beat!

catbestos

That cat fur that triggers allergies on people.

- Man why am I getting allergies everytime I head to your house?
+ Buddy that’s the catbestos from my cat.

jaupo

A half aussie, half japo, a jaupo.

Filthy frank is the world's #1 jaupo in Australian history. He started a funny edgelord memelord to an actual uncancelled, respected, and of course, talented musician.

Jap Car

The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.

A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.

I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.

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Eddie

A term used for cannabis edibles.

Yo Chris!, let's go to the dispensary to get some eddies before we hit Disneyland.

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leading zero

When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.

In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.

"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."

Iddy

When someone’s decision making is all based in the instinctual (the id) aspect, wouldn’t think before acting.

-Hey Pedro!, last night, your ex sucked everyone’s cocks at the gloryhole.
- Yeah she’s just pure iddy trying to add more miles as revenge.

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