mcdonalds

A perfect example of how people can be influenced to by such utter shit that some people call food, using marketing scams and celeberties to make it look like the Cats Meow. It is basically a "Restaurant" that serves processed and pre-fabricated food that usually is made with gallons of greese. In order to get even MORE people to buy their shit, (because 5 billion costomers, or victims is not enough) they often put huge golden arch statue-like things right next to freeways and highways so that when families are driving along, the little kids that dont know any better look at the sighns and say "Momy! Dady! I wana eat at Mcdonalds!" and if the little kids dont get their way, they start crying. So the parents are forced to by at this hell hole. The only thing I give them props for, are how they manipulate and decive people with their marketing programs. If Mcdonalds was a person, id kill it.

Factory President: I have so many gallons of toxic waist I need to get rid of!
Mcdonalds CEO: You can be our supplyer, we'll take that off your hands!

or...

Guy walks around in a misty jungle slashing away at the leaves, and upon cutting one, he finds a Mcdonalds!

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