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Also IMFO or imfo, could stand for either "I'm fucking original" (usually used in a sarcastic or mocking fashion) or "In My Fucking Opinion" (usually tacked on at the end of a sentence).
Fag: Check out my Sonic recolor.
Queer: Oh, ImFO.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.
Thinking Man: We need to work toward shutting you fucking mouth, IMFO.
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Also IMFO or imfo, could stand for either "I'm fucking original" (usually used in a sarcastic or mocking fashion) or "In My Fucking Opinion" (usually tacked on at the end of a sentence).
Fag: Check out my Sonic recolor.
Queer: Oh, ImFO.
Nancy Pelosi: We need to work toward the goal of equalizing income in our country and at the same time limiting the amount the rich can invest.
Thinking Man: We need to work toward shutting you fucking mouth, IMFO.
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A milkshake made with breast milk.
I'll have a fuckin' cheeseburger with some fuckin' fries and a fuckin' tittie-shake.
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At the age of fifteen, Peter Noone achieved international fame as "Herman", lead singer of the legendary Sixties pop band Herman's Hermits.
His classic hits included: "I'm Into Something Good" "Mrs. Brown, you've Got A Lovely Daughter", "I'm Henry VIII, I Am", "Silhouettes", "Can't You Hear My Heartbeat", "Just A Little Bit Better", "Wonderful World", "There's A Kind of Hush", "A Must To Avoid", "Listen People", "The End of the World" and "Dandy".
Ultimately, Herman's Hermits sold over sixty million recordings. In all, fourteen singles and seven albums went gold. The Hermits were twice named Cashbox's "Entertainer of the Year".
A cursory inspection reveals that Peter is a friend to all. However, Peter's friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, fucktards can often be found yelling at each other that "Noone likes you!" or "Noone asked for your opinion".
From "Noone wants to listen to your shit" to "Noone believes you for a minute", Peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. The fact that Peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of Internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of "Noone likes me".
Why Peter's friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.
From Encyclopediadramatica.
Noone knows who Peter Noone is.
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In the United States, a Liberal is:
1. Someone who kills babies.
2. A terrorist.
3. An idiot.
4. A Nancy boy.
5. Someone who wishes they were European.
6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.
7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.
8. Someone who does drugs.
9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.
10. A mouth-breather.
11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.
12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.
13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.
14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.
15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.
16. A Democrat.
Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
Fuck Liberals and Democrats. The Jackass is an appropriate symbol.
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Okay, everyone else just defined what AIDS is, so I won't bother. Instead, I'll take this time to debunk the ignorant rumors about AIDS.
Okay, first of all, you can't get AIDS from touching any one's blood. You only get it from having the blood of someone infected with AIDS enter your system somehow. The same is true for semen and breast milk.
I know it sounds retarded, but there actually are people who don't know this, like AIDS just magically generates when blood touches the air or something, like this one time when I was fifteen and I broke this kid's nose in a fight that he and his friends instigated and he wiped his blood on me and said, "I hope you gets AIDS." True story, the kid was a fucking dumbass.
Second, AIDS was not invented by the government for "population control," you fucking clod, and no, they aren't keeping a secret cure from the public. Just because they said it on Chappelle's Show, that doesn't make it true.
The most widely accepted theory of the origin of AIDS is that somebody fucked an ape or a monkey, then spread it to other humans. This may sound weird to you, but trust me, bestiality is far more common than you can possibly imagine.
Third, AIDS does not only infect gay men. Straight people, man or woman, can get it too, through any kind of sex, not just anal. It can be transmitted through oral sex, vaginal sex, or any other kind of sex. And just because you don't cum, that doesn't mean your safe.
You cannot get AIDS from a toilet seat.
You cannot gets AIDS from sharing food with someone.
You cannot get AIDS from skin contact.
You cannot get AIDS from having someone sneeze or cough on you.
You cannot get AIDS from mosquitoes.
You cannot get AIDS from urine or saliva.
You get AIDS primarily from fucking infected people. This doesn't mean that you will get AIDS from fucking just anyone; only from infected people.
Prostitutes are likely to have AIDS, regardless of gender, and if you fuck one, you're taking a serious risk.
There are no cures for AIDS, and there are no vaccinations for AIDS, secret or otherwise. Once you get it, you're fucked. No one is immune to AIDS, straight or gay, man or woman.
In most of the Western World, you are extremely unlikely to get AIDS unless you are A) completely fucking retarded, or B) raped.
When you get AIDS from being to stupid to know what causes it and what doesn't, I'll fucking laugh.
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A derogatory term for a black man, especially one who is notably filthy.
Those filthy coons got in the garbage again. It's all over the yard now.
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