sulphur

easy to do step for suicidal thoughts.

i want to go to sulphur.

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computor

when a woman ejackulats a man using a styrofoam cup.

computor computor computor

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shaq

1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the NBA who plays center for the Miami Heats. Also known for having a feud with NBA star Kobe Bryant who allegedly called Shaq fat, obese, and a cry-baby. 3. A role model for obesed people. These fat people are also the ones who tend to purchase Shaq jerseys.

Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!

Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!

Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!

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fuck you

what you do in case of emergency (usually during a conversation)

person 1: you're a whore!
person 2: uhh...fuck you!

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Sheik

Zelda's alternate persona in LoZ:OoT as well as in SSBM. In SSBM, Sheik is considered the best character in the game thanks to her tilt combos, her overpowered down throw, and her high priority needle setups.

OMFG YOU NOOB. I am GOING TO USE SHEIK AND KICK YOUR ASS.

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baboon ass

stage 2 of monkey butt when youve had too many jalapenos

i am passing monkey butt going on to baboon ass since i have ate that jar of jalapenos

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turkey

A country that Canada is gonna take over and rename chicken

We should rename turkey chicken, eh?

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