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Getting the puck into the dirty areas and the only thing hockey players say during an interview.
Reporter: How do you think you will be able to keep the lead in the 3rd period?
Hockey player: Ya you know, we just gotta get pucks in deep and get pucks to the net.
Reporter 2: What will it take to get by boston in the first round of the ploffs?
Player: You know, we gotta get pucks in deep, pucks to the net, and get in the dirty areas.
Reporter: Thanks for your time frank
Player: We gotta get pucks in deep and pucks to the net.
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The person with 1 digit higher/lower than your phone number.
Ex. WhatΓ’ΒΒs up my number neighbour, i just beat my meat so hard i canΓ’ΒΒt feel my left leg.
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A gang of simps. They will run your pockets and bless it off to the shordy's styll.
Simp: Mom can I have some yogurt?
Mom: shut the fuck up you fat simp, im blamming my asshole with this spatula rn.
Simp: I hope everything's ok, I will help you feel better!!
Mom: My kid is so stupid and he has a small weeny, he must be in simp nation
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Tell Steve anything and he will do it!
Steve bangs the hottest chicks and drinks like a fucking camel.
His bodies include: Addison Rae, Chantel Jeffries, Your sister, Charlie Damelio and 3 pre-schoolers.
EX 1:
Charlie Damelio: Hey you skinny penis faggot, did you see the nelk video?
Lil huddy: Yes, Steve will do it is so funny. OH MY GOD IM SO GAY
Charlie Damelio: I know your gay and your peen is tiny. I let Steve full send my ass hole. Steve will do it
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Nav is the goat. He is also fat.
Nav: Im so fat, call me fat nav.
Young thug: Shut the fuck up you fat idiot!
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A fucking stupid word going viral right now that can be used in any sentence, way or shape.
Ex. Nice dress you fat and stupid sco pa tu mana
ex. my shlong looks like a scopa tu pana
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Ex 1. Im sticked up my yute, don't test me!
Ex 2. Im sticked up like a blind man, please touch my balls
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