weed

1. Marijuana.

2. Holy plant of the rastafarians, a plant containing the mind-altering chemical Tetrahydrocannabinol (I sure hope I spelled that right) or THC for short. This plant is pretty much the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, probably because of it's availability and LACK OF SERIOUS NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. In recent years, marijuana has been increasingly made into a scapegoat by politicians and media alike, by being depicted as a killer drug that turns your brain to mush, and causes you to shoot your friends and run over little girls on tricycles. This, my friends, is bullshit. Weed doesnt kill people. Fools who do not know how to handle their shit whilst blazed kill people. And to people that say that every person that smokes weed can't "face reality", and that weed ruined their lives, all I can say is that you didnt fuck up your life because you smoked weed. You were just a pussy to begin with, and weed only enhanced your pussyness by giving you an excuse to buy into the downward spiral that became your miserable life.

Weak-minded Fool: OMGFZZZ dont smoke teh weed one hit will give you mouth and lung and brain cancer1111
Non-Weak-Minded Person: Shut up dumbass

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