Sex

there are three reasons why someone might look up sex in the urban dictionary:
1. you are a 12 year old boy that hasn't discovered pornhub yet
2. you came to see what kind of definitions someone would right for sex
3. you wanted a good laugh bc some of these definitions are funny as hell

i can't believe i'm writing an urban dictionary entry about sex

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Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

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Esgotit

Esgotit is the past tense of esketit. It is used after the thing you hoped to esketit has been acquired.

Bro 1: esketit

Bro 2: nah man, I already Esgotit ;)