Safiyah

An Asian beauty, the name itself means 'lion's share', 'untroubled', 'pure' and 'friend'.

Safiyah's are smart, funny, friendly, and most of all, hot as fuck. Like, honestly, it's unfair to all other women sexy. If you ever see a Safiyah, know that no other women will ever compare. You will thirst after them for the rest of your natural life. If your lucky enough to have a Safiyah pick you, know that you're the luckiest guy in the world, congrats!

Friend 1 (to Friend 2): "And this is my friend, Safiyah!"
Friend 2 (under breath): ...fuck.

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Zachary

A loyal, caring boy that will always stand by your side. He can be dumb sometimes, but hey, aren't we all? He deserves so much, but will take very little. Cocky at times, but doesn't think of himself highly enough. A Zachary can always tell what your thinking, and will immediately notice if you dislike him. Incredibly selfless and loyal, you can always count on a Zachary.

Zachary: "Hey, are you okay? You're acting kinda off, so I just wanna make sure."

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Sophia

A smol, precious, cinnamon roll of a child. They are adorable as fuck, but beware. They are intensely loyal. Anger them or their friends, and you can say goodbye to your innards. However, the love to troll, and will take every opportunity to annoy people. Overall, they are smart, kind and cute. You're lucky to have one, as a friend or something more.

Random guy (to Sophia's friend): "Fuck off, you absolute retard"
Sophia: "I will hang you by your intestines off a bridge."

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