The Fiji Scam

After winning his self-hosted Trio Alcatraz Tournament on November 8, 2020, Quadinaros_ Fiji and Yank split the cash prize, leading to many people calling the event "The Fiji Scam."

Guy 1: "Yo did you hear about The Fiji Scam?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, Quad's team had 60 kills each top 3 game."
Guy 1: "Those kids are cracked..."

Stepinac

Stepinac, shortened for Archbishop Stepinac High School, is located on Mamaroneck Avenue, White Plains NY. Students who attend Stepinac decided they didn't want to be Iona daddy's boys or Fordham fuckboys, and only wanted to pay half of their tuition. The football team is the best in the State, and nobody genuinely cares about their other sports teams. Ever since Good Counsel has closed, Stepinac students have been forced to tyb high quality Ursuline girls and low quality Maria Regina girls. Generally the most liked group of students in a party setting, and everyone from theater nerd to football jock owns a Juul.

Stepinac Senior: "Why did you decide to go to Stepinac and not Iona Prep?"
Stepinac Freshman: "I didn't want to be remembered as a faggot during my high school years."
Stepinac Senior: "Good shit! You want to pull up to this banger in Hartsdale tonight?"
Stepinac Freshman: "Fuck no, I'm not trying to catch mono from a Maria thot!"

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