The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation

Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..