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Cunt Earther

A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos

Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point

by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021


Skeet

A slang term from the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada used to describe lower class youth who are unhygienic, sloppy in terms of dress, ignorant, rude/obnoxious, usually on hard drugs such as meth, crack, or heroin. Pretty much similar to a chav in the UK.

Bob: Did you see those that sketchy looking kid over there
Dan: Yeah, she's obviously a skeet.

by Fuckhead Farley April 7, 2022

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Buttervoice

A woman considered sexually attractive in both her facial features and body, but has a voice that sounds either manly, annoying, or torturous like nails on a chalkboard.

Kevin: Wow, Kimberly is one gorgeous, curvy blonde.
Jeff: True, but she sounds like a screeching seagull when she talks
Kevin: Yeah, she is kind of a buttervoice

by Fuckhead Farley June 7, 2024


Real hardware snob

Arrogant, spoiled (mostly upper middle class) retro gamers (aka HOARDERS) who think that everyone in the world has enough physical space to have a bunch of gaming consoles and 8 and 16 bit microcomputers in their house. These people are completely opposed to emulation (save for MAME), yet they are too dumb and arrogant to realize that not everyone can AFFORD (nor have enough room in their homes) to own a bunch of real hardware. Especially with the way the prices are today for actual physical hardware.

Jim: I'm going to download that new ZX Spectrum game and play it on my PC
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.

by Fuckhead Farley January 10, 2022


Neocon

A fascist disguised as a conservative.

Ned: George W. Bush was an OK Conservative President
Stan: Ummm, He was a neocon, not a conservative
Ned: Aren't Neocons conservatives?
Stan: No, Neocons are just totalitarian fascists who pretend to be conservative.
Ned: Yeah, Stan, good point.

by Fuckhead Farley November 4, 2013

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Flat Earther

A low IQ science denying idiot (most of which are also whackjob conspiracy theorists and antivaxxers) who believes the Earth is flat but could never come up with any intelligent arguments to prove his or her point. These people are far too stupid to even qualify to ride a short bus, probably from banging their head against the roof of said bus far too many times as a child.

Buzz: Have you saw that documentary I sent you earlier on flat earth theory?
Max: Yeah, it was complete bunk.
Buzz: How so?
Max: No actual science to back it up for one thing, just a bunch of anecdotal crap from a group of low IQ simps
Bruce: Science is overrated and is a crock
Max: OK, glad to see that you lack any degree of common sense and intelligence. Can't wait until you become a victim of natural selection. If you take a group of 5 or 6 of you flat earther types, you MIGHT finally reach a combined IQ of 30...if you're lucky.

by Fuckhead Farley August 27, 2021

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