Toe-ster

Very similar to a Blumpkin(recieving fellatio during defacation)... the toe-ster (toaster) invloves insertion of the big toe into the females anus.

I don't think your Grandma likes me anymore after that Toaster I gave her for her birthday.

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bloody ear

The vagina of a woman who is menstrating.

As her labia was spread apart, he found what appeared to be a bloody ear, and instantly knew she was on the rag.... But he ate it anyways.

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