Karen

Karen is a woman who talks to the manager, takes the kids, she is an anti-vaccine mom of 3 children. She is single and FUCKING ANNOYING!

Father: Karen you are a fat fuck. Our fucking kids are dead because of your anti-vaccine bullshit. You can get divorced with me and take the fucking kids. I don’t care.

Karen: Can I talk to your manager?!

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Self-Pedobator

A man/woman who masturbates to baby pictures of themself.

John used to be a notorious self-pedobator, but has changed critically since.

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Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration

The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.

“My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”