Cummunist

Nutting and fingering 5 girls, giving each girl an equal amount of cum.

Nate: Duuude i fucked 5 girls last night doood
Other guy: YOU FUCKING CUMMUNIST

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Kim Kardashian

A walking plastic sex doll

When Kim Kardashian gets in the ocean, the plastic pollution rate go up by 10%

Robot

Pornstars

Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckin’ cocks are numb, they have to act like it’s the best sex of their lives

Communist

The people, who on halloween decide to pour the candy into one pile and divide it up.

Billy: lets pour the candy into one pile and divide it up.

Rodrick: you fucking communist!

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