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Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckinâ cocks are numb, they have to act like itâs the best sex of their lives
Nutting and fingering 5 girls, giving each girl an equal amount of cum.
Nate: Duuude i fucked 5 girls last night doood
Other guy: YOU FUCKING CUMMUNIST
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The act of filling someoneâs asshole with the grimace shake and licking it out
âSteve gave me the best grimjob Iâve ever had last night. It was life changing.â
When Kim Kardashian gets in the ocean, the plastic pollution rate go up by 10%
The people, who on halloween decide to pour the candy into one pile and divide it up.
Billy: lets pour the candy into one pile and divide it up.
Rodrick: you fucking communist!
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