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Xanterra

A company that sucks dick so much it makes gay guys look straight. Fuck xanterra, worst job I ever worked. Kiss my ass Kevin, and Natalie eat a pile of shit.

Bro I just got hired by the domestic terror company Xanterra!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. July 22, 2020

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The Kentucky plug

A sex position requiring youtuber Brandon Herrera, a 50 BMG, and a large thumb.

To preform this action the thumb must be inserted into the “chamber” deep enough to make AK daddy scream NYET RIFLE IS FINE.

I was going to give it the Kentucky plug but I like AR’s and women.

by Fucking fire me Kevin. May 20, 2021


Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 7, 2022