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When youâre fucking a random chick up the ass and you attach a mousetrap to her clit before donkey punching her and making her piss and shit herself in the process
âI canât believe Matthew went a gave Courtney a Maryland Mousetrap last night the slippery guyâ
When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack