Permastone

To be permanently stoned

Jimbo is down to his last few brain cells. That dude is permastone.

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Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

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Joust

An abnormally long penis that is literally as hard and as sturdy as the wood used to make Jousts in Midieval Times.

Dude I chaffed my joust when I had sex in the sand last night.

Fuck that noise

Nevermind that shit.

Olga: Hey Chaz I don’t recommend drinking that Wild Turkey!

Chaz: Nah fuck that noise I’m gonna get blacked.

Smoked out

Someone who smoked themself stupid.

George is smoked out the game my dude.

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole

Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting

Bonch

The region between the asshole and penis and or vagina.

I went to the beach and got sand chaffage on my bonch

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