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A orange flavored juice beverage with a Orangatan Featured in the commercials. It's a kick in a glass!!
Dude I'm thirsty. Do you have any Tang?
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Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.
Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
When all cognitive and physical behavior flow from the ball sack instead of the brain.
That was a real ballsaneous move you made when you boinked that stripper in front of Her kids in the back of the her Chevy Suburban.
To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook
Olga gave me a Blumpkin yesterday
When a male hasn't busted a nut in so long that his sieman begins to gelatinize in his ball sack. Serious swelling may occur. A male with Coagulated Cumquats is usually a loose cannon and could blow at any minute.
Masterbation has lost its thrill for Bruce and he hasn't gotten laid in 10 months. He's suffering from a serious case of Coagulated Cumquats and I wouldn't fuck with him.
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Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.
That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!
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