Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.

“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”

DES

1. Dick-Eating Syndrome, medically known as “DES,” is a known condition where one gives another a major knob polishing verbally . “DES” is indicated when you embellish another person, usually a man to man scenario. People struck with “DES” are also referred to as “Peter-Eaters” or “Knob-Slobbers.”

1. “Wow man that’s a sick car.”
“Shut your ass up boy you got ‘DES’”

2. “Jon your dick is so massive, please bend me over.”
Jon: “Have you had lunch yet?”
“No, why?”
Jon: “Idk man you are really munching on my pork-sword, I think you have a bad case of ‘DES.’”