The King's Throne

It's the place where the king reigns, and passes judgment.
It's also commonly understood to be the toilet!

Alternative wordplays may be doing number 2, or send some faxes.

Man, I gotta go to the king's throne right now!
If not I'll shit in my pants!

Even though it will be funny to see you shit your pants, the king's throne room is that way!

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titbag

Refers to pear shaped, hanging tits that are hanging like bags.
Large tits can be compared to grocerybags, small tits to tea-bags.
Any tit that is not pushed up, or round or pointy in appearance, and does not hang too much to be called hangtits.

Lucky you didn't end up with Sara Paxton! Her titbags are as small as tea-bags!

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Taskmanigga

Like what happens when you request all niggers to do a job,
When you call on 'tasmanigga' in Windoze, (unlike Task manager, which takes control of the tasks), taskmanigga usually does nothing.
Taskmanigga is just a freeloading, good for nothing program on your pc, that robs you of your online munni!

Nig 1: Shii, my PC frowze!
Nog 1: Control + Alt + Niggakey, calls on taskmanigga.
Nig 1: Damn! PC blew up in smoke!
Nog 1: Typical Negro behavior.

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pear shaped

Quite often people's shapes, are compared to fruits, like pear, melon, or banana shaped.
The only shape that has no fruit connected to it is the hourglass shape.

Body parts like breasts can be compared to shapes too:
Melons (full and round), pear shaped (half full, most people have this), pointy (where the nipple sticks out), hangtits (hanging banana's), or flats (no tits)

Yeah, you have something there that men love! Just go for it, and have fun tonight!

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Sicky

Derivative or diminutive of sick or ill.

A way of speaking used to indicate sickness in a cute way; amongst friends and family members (esp when small children are involved).

Sicky can be interpreted both as being physically ill, or a mentally warped idea; but the majority uses the word to describe physical illness.

It's cold outside, and I'm feeling kind of sicky today!

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Chapeau

The literal word comes from the French, and it means 'hat'.

Aside from meaning 'hat' it is also used when giving someone respect, a short way of saying 'hat off' or 'I'm so impressed, I take my hat off'.

I can swim 600 feet under water

Chapeau! Something I'd never be able to do even with training!

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nigger fuck

There is only one possibility when you place one or more negroes together in a room with one or more banana mama's!

You'll end up with some black tissue!

In case if the black tissue is alive, it's called 'a nigger fuck' or 'niglet'!

Or, also possible is when a bunch of nigger fucks come out, then you'll have to call em in plural, 'nigger fuckS' or nigletS;

When placing male and female niggers together, you can expect an increase of 300% of that population in nigger fucks in the first year!

After 9 months the room will be too small, and nigger fucks will start screaming, running, and stealing around like crazy!

A pig breeds a pig,
Niggers produce fucks!

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