sending some faxes

Apart from the obvious (to send a fax to another person in another location),
To send a fax is also understood as to shit on the toilet!

The toilet paper is been seen as the fax paper, the toilet & sewer as the medium of transmission, and you fill in the blank what the ink will be!

Damn man, I need to shit so badly I'm almost shitting in my pants!

You're planning on sending some faxes?

Faxes? to where?

To the other side of the world, where people will read them! :-)

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Ass Beetle

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother

Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!

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Erectifier

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.

I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

Get an erectifier!

I need to create some funky sounds!

Get an erectifier

I wonder what the name of this song was!

Get an erectifier!

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Dramational Queen

When a gay person is such an emotional drama queen, that he's called dramational queen.

It could be because he's not able to face the fact that 99% of the world is considered straight, or just that a man doesn't love him.

Straight guy: I am straight
Gay guy: Oh, No! My life is now in ruins! I will never be able to see myself in the mirror again! (gets a gun and shoots himself).
He's such a dramational queen

assninja

One who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one ass to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).

They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.

They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!

John walked oppenlegged, ass bleeding out of his bedroom this morning. He had a swarm of assninja's on his back all night, and won't be able to sit for a month now!

Yeah, one of the rapists was Gay-Sensei

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nigger technology

Usually the newest of newest technology in Niggerworld, is a spear, a stick, bone ornaments, rope necklace or a leaf skirt!

Nigger technology may have evolved since 2000 years, but the evolvement is pretty unnoticeable.

I was in africa, and I found the latest gadget of nigger technology. A broom! Old hag was trying to teach me how to use it, since it was the only broom in town!

I was in africa, and I found the latest gadget, and the newest of newest of nigger technology:

An old hag was trying to teach me how to use it, since it was the only broom in town!

Of course, nothing can beat whitey's laser guided missiles, rockets, chemistry, nano biology and nano technology.

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Munni Bak'rs

'Munni Back'rs', or 'Money backers' in common English, are a new breed of dark skinners (mostly fat ass ugly black whores), that act all uppity, and find any lie or excuse to get their (government foodstamp) money back, by spreading lies, making life miserable for common folks.
They should all be shipped back to Haiti or Africa, where they can burn themselves.

Munni Bak'rs: 'Aye fou a bug in ma roo! I wan my munni bak'
Clerk: Sorry ma'am, but the room was bugfree before you arrived! We can only conclude that you must not have washed your ass, and that those bugs are native to your fat self!

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