soylent greenfurter

A hot dog or other sausage of extraordinarily questionable provenance and composition.

Student #1 at Cafeteria: "These hot dogs really take lips and assholes to a new level. I mean, this is some serious mystery meat."

Student #2 at Cafeteria: "It's even worse than that, man. I think these might be soylent greenfurters."

fun bags

Bags in which you pack entertainment items to be used on long trips. They frequently contain reading material, CDs, magnetic chess boards, and mad libs.

Sister: Mom! Jimmy's messing around with my fun bags again.

Mom: Jimmy, play with your own stuff, or I'll have to come back there!

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William and Mary

A place that, according to Steely Dan and many others, simply won't do.

Oh no, William and Mary won't do.

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Fat Belt

The American South.

Man #1: I hear Starbucks is introducing its new 31-ounce drink size today.

Man #2: Disgusting, who would want that?

Man #1: Apparently they are introducing it in places like Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Kentucky, Texas, and South Carolina.

Man #2: Ah yeah, the fat belt. Makes sense.

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