Chord Worthy

A female who is so attractive that the only appropriate way to consummate with her is to perform intercourse while suspended by bungee chords. (preferably multiple chords used in action; recommendation: use rooms with vaulted ceilings.

I was walking down the street with my friend. We saw a VERY HOT woman walking by, then I said, "Damn! She's Chord Worthy man!" Consummate bungee chords chords intercourse sex hot girls sexy

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Ear Herpes

A ringing sensation in the auditory receptors (commonly after playing music VERY LOUD.)

After playing exceptionally loud songs (i.e. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana) the musician should feel the symptoms of Ear Herpes.Herpes

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