Tour de State

a) a large shit show at State College where people drink an unimaginably amount of alcohol (the perfect amount) and run around to different house stops in search of even more alcohol.

b) the perfect day
c) comparable to Christmas Morning

Legend has it that the tour started when a group of college kids at Penn State ran out of booze, so they ran from house to house drinking all the booze they could find.

Tour de State is only 54 days away; I cannot wait to get blacked out drunk and get a few 'js' in.

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