gerrymandering

Pleasuring a woman with a regenerating salamander of the genus Salamandrina. It is a common practice to sedate the salamander before insertion due to several documented cases of the salamander crawling up, biting, or making a home within the female genitalia.

Dude, last night was hardcore. I stole a salamander from the zoo and was gerrymandering around with your mother all last night.

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