FLOYD

The act of simultaneously trying to fart, vomit and sneeze at the same time that causes a complete body spasm and a violent bursting of the ass, nose and mouth.

911 call: "Hello, please help me! My boyfriend is drunk and he tried to Floyd… before I knew it, he exploded in a frenzy of shit, vomit and snot. He is conscious and breathing, but he is laying on the ground shaking with a large whole in his pants where his ass used to be!"

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