Oof

abbreviation: "out of fucks"

"Can I borrow some more money from you?"
"Oof! Sorry."

Man 1: "My girlfriend just dumped me."
Man 2: "Oof! That's your third one this week."

Person 1: "I like to spit on people.."
Person 2: " Oof! I'm outta here!"

"I got arrested again."
"That sucks, but oof!"