Nackname

A shorter version of a name-taken from the end of a persons name, as opposed to a nickname taken from the beginning of a name.

Take the name Nathaniel for example- Nate or Nathan are common Nicknames, however, Than or Niel would be common Nacknames.

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NOWSIE

A selfie, taken right now or in the moment to prove you’re not a robot.

In texting a new match; “hey, send me a nowsie, if you’re serious about knowing me.”

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conclumptions

when a person combines all of their assumptions and presumptions without any evidence or education in to one conglomerate, of sorts, conclusion.

He was at wit's end, distraught, thinking he had murdered his own mother, when he discovered, after communicating with his level headed, sane girlfriend, (who's heart is bigger than the sun for putting up with this degenerate) that his conclumptions were nothing more, than a figment of his hysteria.

Uncircumcised

i: A bizarre depiction of a healthy intact penis, invented to normalize the archaic ritual of genital mutilation. ii: a routine, cultural brainwashing that is still active in the USA, today.

This poor bastard had his foreskin stolen from him at birth, luckily today’s citizens are starting to wake up and realize that uncircumcised just means normal penis. And that circumcised, means disfigured, mutilated penis. And that the ritualistic cutting of babies is a huge infringement on human rights.

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Uncastrated

Any male, living creature, whose testicles remain intact.

i am an uncastrated male.

Ipfreely

Incontinent and indifferent

Ipfreely often in my trousers. .

Sunnyside Scrambled

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.

Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!