Widdle Gobwin

A weak enemy who dies in one hit. Primarily found in the beginnings of 1st level dungeons. If they are able to break the fourth wall, they often say: "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh i'm just a little goblin noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack oooooooooooooooohhh i only have 3 hitpoints please sir i am just a little goblin i will not even drop good items noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your sword is so strong i am a level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon ohhhh" in a frantic voice without stopping.

Oh hey, look at that Widdle Gobwin.
Yeah, what's he doing out here?

Kamex

A popular furry who has really good music.

Yo, do you listen to Kamex?
Yeah he makes good music.

3👍 1👎

Pudgy

A small aggressive dog that makes really weird noises. It probably has rabies.

Oh hey, look, its pudgy.
Yeah.

3👍 5👎

Skid

A funny person who's very nice to be around but often ends up revealing a little too much about their mental status. They also have a lot of issues and problems with themselves.

Hey, am I a Skid?
Yeah, you are.

Oh hey Skid.
Sup.