Flap Truffle

When you're eating a girl out and find some toilet paper in her snatch.

Man, I was eating out that girl I met at the bar and she had a huge chunk of flap truffles in her snatch.

Grunge pump

When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.

Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.