poop standoff

a poop standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to poop. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can poop in private. that is a poop standoff.

julie went into her work bathroom to poop, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a poop standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.

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warm ankles

An expression given to a person who’s under garments spend more time around their ankles than around their waist due to high levels of sexual activity

She’s got warm ankles