HGH Head

A distinctive feature of a person abusing some sort of performance enhancing drug in which their head literally is disproportionate to the rest of their body. Essentially their jawline and foreheads are essentially twice the size of a normal person or to the scale of their own bodies. There have been cases where subjects' jaws actually break in their sleep because of the over modifications to the jawbone from the drugs they are doing. Throw a little fake tan or bronzer on their face and you have the typical Jersey Shore/ Westchester County/ Staten Island/ Long Island guido riff raff.

Dude 1- Mother of God, HGH Head looks like he's about to drop dead any day now from some weird cancer or a heart attack.

Dude 2- He looks like he has a mutated giant tomato between his shoulders. That guy is saucing hard!

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Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

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hipocalypse

The frightening moment of clarity in hipster's life when they realize they aren't that special, individual, unique or entitled and there's several million hipsters that look, act and talk just like them. The hipster then has one of 2 roads to follow. One, be and complete denial and really just go balls out with everything that is hip. Two, leave the cult and start a new life.

Dude 1- "Whoa, that hipster is getting a haircut, a shave AND a bath!?!?!!?"

Dude 2- "Yeah, man, he saw the hipocalypse and decide to leave the hive and start a new life."

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