System of a Down hater

1. A person who hates System of a Down, generally because they think the music is trite, uninspired, and sophomoric. While some people fall into this category simply because they hate anything popular, most people will say that the benal noodling that is often mistaken for real music and the pseudo-intellectual lyrics are the reason they dislike this band.

2. A name also thrown out by fans for anyone who says "Who?" when System of a Down is mentioned.

"Dude, don't be a System of a Down hater!"

"I can't help it, they suck and they can't fool me."

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System of a Down Fan

An idiot who is a notch above Journey fans on the intellectual totem pole. He’ll believe anything the band will say is incredibly deep and insightful, even if the lyrics contain "Wake up/Grab a brush and put on a little make up/You wanted to!"

If you suspect a friend of yours is a System of a Down fan, here are some warning signs to help you determine if they need help.

-Bad Grammar
-Poor spelling
-Belief that their opinions are the only ones that matter
-Will threaten the life of anyone who doesn't believe SOAD is the best band EVAR
-Unable to create a compelling argument as to WHY they consider System of a Down good (Argument will contain the words "fag", "hell", or "deep, man."

Your average System of a Down Fan: "SOAD RULE!! who every tinks otherwise should be sent to hell and stay there for eternity because of their crimes against nature because system of a down rule."

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Kirito

Noun.

1. A bad fan of anime.
2. A fan of bad anime.

"Dude, he likes Sword Art Online? What a total Kirito."

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