Thomas

If you meet a person named Thomas; RUN! He will immediately approach you and make loud noises. But don’t be worried there is nothing wrong with him mentally or physically. His penis is not measured in inches rather centimeters.

Run it’s a Thomas!

Beware, hide it’s Thomas!

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Thomas

If you meet or see a kid named Thomas, RUN! If you are approached by a Thomas get ready to get up and physical. He will make loud noises and strange body gestures to try and fend his territory. These people are also not good in bed. They are known to have a penis that is not measured in inches rather centimeters

It’s Thomas; RUN!

Beware of Thomas, find a place to hide!

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Nick

Usually a middle eastern man. They are very hairy and always have hair in every place. They are only really good with fixing computers and would most likely bomb a famous event.

Don’t set the timer to blow us up Nick!

Hello Nick, I heard you are good with electronics.

Nick don’t do it!

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