Wellington Bouncer

The Wellington bouncer is a very specific and tedious sexual act, when done correctly can achieve great results. The Wellington bouncer recruited two guys(one short and lightweight and another tall and strong enough to care two people), and one very flexible chick.

The strong guy is basically carrying the little guy by his legs while the little guy is sitting upright.(Disclaimer:the little guys’ ass is going to be propped up on the stronger guys stomach) Then the girl is going to be held by partially by the little guys arms, while he’s piping it, meanwhile she’s stretched in a “C” position to where she can suck the bigger guy off, while at the same time holding on to his legs for support.

Me, John and Beatrice got together and did the Wellington Bouncer. Me being the stronger guy out of us two, I didn’t mind having my buddy’s bare ass touch my chest, cuz at least Beatrice was gargling my meat in the process.

Kentucky Slider with Cheese

A Kentucky Slider with cheese is similar to the Kentucky Slider, in which you drag your balls across a girls face slowly from tip of chin to top of forehead in one long slow paced motion, except a “with cheese” at the end of the name suggests that the balls being dragged across her face are in fact sweaty and greasy or a combination of both. In short, a “with cheese” option of the Kentucky slider can only be achieved if the testicles have that perfect ballsack smell

I gave her a Kentucky slider, but alas I have been playing tennis all day, I guess it’s gonna be a Kentucky Slider with cheese!

Kentucky Slider

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.

I gave her a Kentucky Slider