Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

Human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”

Human Nest

That thing when a bunch of midget in parkas wrap themselves around you to keep you warm

Tired of going camping like every other beta who’s done it? Well think for yourself you sheep and rent yourself a Human Nest.

human Nest

It’s that thing when a bunch of midgets in parkas wrap themselves around you to conserve body heat when camping

“Looking for a new way to stay warm when staying the night outside? Throw out those sleeping bags and rent yourself a Human Nest”