Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

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predictonyms

Words which share the same input buttons when using predictive text on a mobile phone.

Game and Hand are both typed using the same input buttons.

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weenis

The tough skin enclosing your elbow.

"Will you masticate my weenis?"

"You left your weenis at my house last night...you might want to come pick it up..."

"You just touched my weenis, what are you thinking you sick perv."

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shit zoo

A zoo with only one animal, generally a small lap dog.

The Melbourne zoo is a shit zoo.

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rurouni kenshin

me like kenshin

cuteeeeeyyyyyyyyyy

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Marox

Marox was the "hyooman" on Furcada who liked to have sex with everything then save his jizz leftovers in a cup for a midnight snack.

Lani Shire: MAROX. STOP GROOVING ON THE FLOOR!

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ndpf

An acronym for: no drama pig farmer. Used when being thanked for something.

<someone> hey Fuzzy, thanks for enlightening me to the meaning of life
<fuzzy> ndpf

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