chombatta

The act of adding semen to soup.

Once Nancy saw the spent condom in her soup, she realized she had been chombattaed.

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predictonyms

Words which share the same input buttons when using predictive text on a mobile phone.

Game and Hand are both typed using the same input buttons.

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pwnies

when something totally pwnz. synonym:pwned

1 Check this out, it pwnies!!

2 *runs into room* PWNIES!!!

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Crusty Brain

Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!

She couldn't hear the next day because of the crusty brain she recieved

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420 day

April 20th. A great day for a 420.

Hey it's 420 day, lets go get stoned.

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Chobits

That show PK wants me to watch constantly, but I'm lazy and/or I have a slow computer. Must find someone who has Chobits on rip...

Fuzzy Parks: Uh... What was that anime you wanted me to watch again? With the android with the power switch in her :x! ?

PK: CHOBITS. CHOBITS GOD DAMN COCK BASTARD! WATCH IT! WATCH IT NOW! UNDERPANTS FOR HIDEKI PLEASE THANK YOU!

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pwned

To make someone else look stupid by quoting them and saying something that makes them look like a complete idiot. hence owning them, or pwning them.
that takes place on online message boards. it happens lesser out of that.

other wise to totally beat someone at a game. one player was at full health and destroyed the other player, he sure pwned him.

They have been PWNED!!!
I just pwned you.

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