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I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.
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A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".
I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.
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A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.
Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!
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A Rhinorocepig is an unusually ugly, fat, squalid and generally horrible woman. Initially heard used by a certain British IT specialist in Switzerland and rapidly finding popularity, it is normally employed in bars to refer to females who are so thoroughly beyond the pale of what is acceptable to look at, nevermind pick up, even when under the influence of beer goggles that any red-blooded gentleman in the room will inevitably come close to retching rather than even imagine the possibilities inherent in sexual relations with such a beast.
Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey and rhinocopig, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.
By jove, Smithers, a prime specimen of the woolly-buttocked rhinorocepig! Put away that beef torpedo, she looks ready to attack!
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Ink applied under the skin with a tattoo machine
Tattoo's...That stuff that crazy people, that like pain, get when bored hahaha
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Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.
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The German World War II predecessor to the ROFLcopter.
Sir, the anti-aircraft gunners are still cracking up over the last LOLwaffe attack!