Hamdemic

A widespread infestation of swine flu.

Yesterday I noticed I had an itchy throat and headache. Today I'm coughing up bacon bits. Must be the hamdemic.

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Ewgenics

The science of either preventing revolting, dirty or otherwise objectionable people from reproducing.

Alternatively, preventing unwanted reproduction by cock-blocking lovebirds with something disgusting, most appropriately a third person's poor personal hygiene.

The ewgenics program is an advanced form of birth control that involves turning off peoples' showers until they are too smelly to consider getting close enough to make babies.

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Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

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fuzzy bunny

The greatest Netrek player of all time.

GOD->ALL Mojo Riser (Rc) was kill 15.25 for Fuzzy Bunny (Fc) (plasma)
Fc->ALL Mojo Riser: Duck!

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