TWJS

‘That’s what Jesus said’ is commonly used when trying to confuse or disarm the person insulting you

Mary: ‘You just spilled hot coffee on me! Again, I’m suffering for your absentminded horseshit’
Jim: ‘TWJS’

Mary: ‘You failed half of your classes?? That’ll be another semester. I’m tired of paying for your mistakes, you insolent asshat’
Jimmy Jr. : ‘TWJS’